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I lost it at auto-erotic asphyxiation purple and bong water brown
(Source: princess-manders, via heartof-a-lesbian)
(Source: woodendreams, via fuckingnuisance)
(via ilikebiting)
One of my friends got chased by little piggies during his bike ride
this is the opposite of a problem
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(via amyallyson)
(via dominatrixdisneyprincess)
today these kids were talking and being really rude during a test so I finally fulfilled my dream of telling them off by yelling “I AM FAILING THIS CLASS AND YOU DILDOS AREN’T HELPING MY SITUATION, LET ME TAKE MY TEST” and it went dead silent for like two seconds and one person snickered and the teacher said “don’t you dare laugh, she’s absolutely right”
I’ve never had a school official back me up after calling someone a dildo.
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(via hylianhero)
im fucking cryiNG OH MY GOD???? THIS GUY FROM SHREK
IS CALLED LORD FARQUAAD RIGHT??? AND FARQUAAD SOUNDS A LOT LIKE FUCKWAD WHEN U SAY IT
LORD FUCKWAD
HOW DID THAT ONE SLIP PAST
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i hate it when flies fucking rub their stupid little shitty hands together like they’re plotting to ruin my life those tiny little bastards
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(Source: sinnertilltheend, via dominatrixdisneyprincess)
